The invention of basketball
Was not an accident.
It was developed to meet a need.
Those boys simply would not play
"Drop the Handkerchief."
- Dr. James Naismith
I haven't been able to slam-dunk
The basketball for the past five years.
Or, for the thirty-eight years before that,
Either.
- Dave Barry
When I dunk,
I put something on it.
I want the ball to hit the
Floor before I do.
- Darryl Dawkins
To win,
You’ve got to put
The ball in the macramé.
- Terry McGuire
We have a great bunch
Of outside shooters.
Unfortunately,
All our games are played
Indoors.
- Weldon Drew
The rule was
"No autopsy,
No foul."
Stewart Granger,
(On the pickup games
Of his childhood)
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